5. The Magi that visited Baby Jesus were Zoroastrians.
(No Zoroastrians=No Christmas presents)
4. Cyrus, the Persian emperor who allowed the Jews to return from Babylon and rebuild the Temple, was a Zoroastrian.
(No Zoroastrians=No Temple)
3. Marrying a parent or sibling is a pious practice in Zoroastrianism.
(No Zoroastrians=No incest?)
2. Zoroastrians worship God through fire.
(No Zoroastrians=No salvation for pyromaniacs)
1. Zoroastrians are my current research project.
(No Zoroastrians=No blog entry)
I rest MY case.
2 comments:
you two are hilarious! I had to follow all of the links to learn what it was all about! Thanks for the education!
Maybe it's just me, but you know, reason #3 just isn't pulling it's weight for me.
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