Wednesday, July 21, 2010

riddle me this...

Wanted: scenarios in which I would receive 16 mosquito bites on my upper thighs (only) while fully clothed. I do not want to duplicate this itch-tastic feat.

1 comment:

krissiecook said...

Scenario 1: Dressing in a mosquito-infested environment so they are trapped in your clothing before you've even left the house. Did you move to the Amazon when I wasn't looking?
Scenario 2: Breeding super-mosquitoes that have a very long and sharp proboscis, which makes it easy for them to bite through clothing. Are you near any mad scientists right now?
Scenario 3: You only think you're wearing clothing. You know, like the emperor. Have any shady advisors tried to sell you any new duds lately?